Each week HuffPost Women rounds up the most hilarious 140-character jokes from women on Twitter we could find to brighten your day. We’ve got to hand it you ladies, these keep us laughing every single week. For this week’s great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
Groundbreaking realization: a man bun is really just a baby man ponytail
— Jen Doll (@thisisjendoll) April 5, 2015
My Twitter clique just consists of me and this pizza.
— Goddess of Mischief (@ShanaRose21) April 6, 2015
Maybe we’d all read more and watch TV less if a book ever told the story of a conventionally attractive person who is weird and single.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) April 4, 2015
And for my next trick, I’ll turn my strapless bra into a belt.
— stalkinghands (@stalkinghands) April 6, 2015
Fun fact: I like to refer to my shoulders as "Broad City"
— Carly Ledbetter (@ledbettercarly) April 6, 2015
I would like to relocate my early morning exhaustion to the time I’m trying to go to sleep.
— Alison Tedford (@alliespins) April 8, 2015
my only requirement for a boyfriend is a willingness to watch the entire fast & furious franchise over and over until the day we die
— Mandy Slamberg (@MandySlamberg) April 8, 2015
as a feminist I am morally obligated to nod sympathetically at the girl on my flight wearing a 1D sweatshirt and clutching a Zayn pillow
— Callie Beusman (@cal_beu) April 8, 2015
How do I adjust my life’s difficulty from Rainbow Road to Moo Moo Meadows
— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) April 8, 2015
I want a pet sloth just so I can look like I do anything quickly.
— NotTHATSheila (@peb671) April 6, 2015
If by "adrenaline junkie" you mean I wait til the last minute to charge my phone then yes. Yes I am.
— aka MajorApril (@Faceyspace) April 9, 2015
Yeah, I mean, Coachella sounds chill, but have you guys heard of Netflix?
— Madeline Haller (@madeline_haller) April 10, 2015
When life gives you lemons, throw them at boys.
— Abigail Breslin (@yoabbaabba) April 9, 2015
Remember – you can never UNtell your mom there are a bunch of new emojis.
— Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) April 10, 2015
it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman in possession of a decent job has, somewhere, a tote bag full of other tote bags
— Alexandria Symonds (@a_symonds) April 10, 2015
I want to change the world. Into a dragon. Or maybe a hippo.
— Nina Bargiel (@slackmistress) April 10, 2015
But if I go out, who is going to stick their finger in the cat’s mouth and ruin his yawns?
— Oblivia (@aveuaskew) April 10, 2015
I spend every morning resetting the passwords I’ve forgotten.
— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) April 8, 2015
Guys will never have news to drop with the impact of "I’m pregnant." The closest thing for them is "I have a kidney stone & it’s yours."
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) April 8, 2015
We get it Oxygen network, Kind of famous people have families.
— Allison Frasca (@TheRealAllisonF) April 10, 2015
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